(recited to the cadence of Jeff Foxworthy's redneck routine)

If you killed your drummer and fried up his brains for dinner.....you might be in a black metal band.

If setting fire to a church is your idea of an ideal first date....you might be in a black metal band.

If you've offered up a child to Thor....you might be in a black metal band.

If wearing full length latex and leather and corpse paint in humid 100 degree temperatures sounds like a wonderful career choice....you might be in a black metal band.
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